Sex: Valentine’s Day and Condom Sales

It’s Valentine’s day tomorrow and I’m still trying to decipher the correlation between this day and sex. I got to the supermarket to get a few things for the upcoming Presidential elections holding a few days after Valentine’s day and I couldn’t help but notice the shelf containing condoms empty. Before you ask, the condom…

Let’s Talk About ‘The Horny Pastor’

“I thought it was a dream but it was actually happening. He had his hands on my breasts and was fondling them. I was too shocked to move at first but when I got myself. I jerked up like I had a seizure”. She said while pausing to take a sip of her drink. After…

WHO IS YOUR ‘FRIENDSHIP’?

Growing up as a little boy, I knew girls existed and soon realized that boys were very different from them in more ways than one especially the fact that they don’t play football. Immediately the bell for break time rang, the boys were running onto the field with the ball to play soccer while girls…

Sex is Definitely a Basic Instinct

Over a decade before I lost my virginity, with the uncrossing and crossing of her legs to reveal her private part, Catherine Tramell played by Sharon Stone in the 1992 movie titled​ ‘Basic Instinct’ had more or less sealed her legacy as a sex goddess and defined the sexuality of a 9 year old boy….

What IF banana FALL on you today?

  What IF I told you that banana would FALL on you now, what would you say? Lol. The Nigerian music scene has been laden with so much sexual innuendo that one can’t help but flinch when eating fruits these days. No fruit or plant has escaped musicians wrath with cassava, cucumber, banana, eggplant all…

Date Your Wife and Marry Your Girlfriend

“Date your wife and marry your girlfriend” – Kurtis Smith, 2015 I can’t stress the above quote enough. Let me break it down. Date your wife: Most people enter into relationships for various reasons. For companionship, to be taken care of (women are mostly guilty of this), for the sex (men raise your hands), for…

What is New About Your Love Life?

You are both in love, that’s not new. You talk to each other every day, that’s not new. You lovebirds can’t stand being away from each other, nothing new. You have unbridled, wild and sometimes steamy sex, still not new. What’s new about your relationship with God pertaining to your relationship with him/her? Has dating…

When The Pen is The Right Size

Looking back at my early teenage years growing up, one event remains ever vivid in my memory and shaped my perception of sex forever. I don’t know if I would tag what happened that fateful day a cruel punishment or a sick joke but what transpired between my roommates and the “evil seniors” was hella…

Underage Sex: When YES Means NO

The year was 2011 and upon seeing my posting letter in camp, I didn’t know whether to disappear or let the ground swallow me. I was posted to one of the riverine areas in Bayelsa even after working/pleading/arranging/paying to be posted to the state capital, Yenegoa. I couldn’t swim, I didn’t have a life jacket,…

A Sexual Letter From The Virgin

Dear Kurtis, I don’t know how to say this so it doesn’t sound awkward but let me try. I am close to 28 years old and have been friends with this particular guy for over 15 years now. Our budding friendship started while as kids in Secondary school and later it blossomed into two teenagers…