The Rape Scandal: Biodun vs Busola

Before travelling to the UK in 2012, I asked friends to copy songs and messages to my hard drive. Something to listen to in a foreign man’s land. A few months later while listening to a song on iTunes (it was on shuffle mode), a message came on. The message was titled “The Power of…

The Wedding That Happened But Didn’t Happen

BASED ON TRUE EVENTS The choir was in full voice. The bride was gorgeously dressed. The groom was looking daper. The bridegrooms were hell bent on hitching their own man with how sumptuous they looked. The men in suit weren’t left out of the beauty and poise. What of the flower girls and page boys,…

The Wedding That Didn’t Happen But Happened

BASED ON TRUE EVENTS As panicked engulfed the church, the wedding guests began talking to themselves quietly at first but noisily a few minutes afterwards. People started forming gossip ‘forums’ and anyone with the most ear dropping information, got the most crowd. It was almost 10am for the wedding and venue of the wedding wasn’t…

Sex is Definitely a Basic Instinct

Over a decade before I lost my virginity, with the uncrossing and crossing of her legs to reveal her private part, Catherine Tramell played by Sharon Stone in the 1992 movie titled​ ‘Basic Instinct’ had more or less sealed her legacy as a sex goddess and defined the sexuality of a 9 year old boy….

What IF banana FALL on you today?

  What IF I told you that banana would FALL on you now, what would you say? Lol. The Nigerian music scene has been laden with so much sexual innuendo that one can’t help but flinch when eating fruits these days. No fruit or plant has escaped musicians wrath with cassava, cucumber, banana, eggplant all…

The Smile for the Camera Relationships

Growing up, I realized quite early that God made my feet annoyingly big. My dad and brothers couldn’t pass down shoes to me because as early as 17, I had outgrown everyone’s shoe size. During Youth Service, the NYSC officials couldn’t provide me with a shoe that could fit. I wear 46/47 and the most…

Why A Man Should Not Help His Woman

Schooling abroad taught me one major lesson about life. That “if you don’t take care of yourself, no one else would”. I wasn’t satisfied with depending on my parents for my daily upkeep so had to get a factory job in the UK and that meant cutting expenses which resulted in learning how to take…

You are Jollof Rice, Wait For Your Chicken

Sitting down at the reception venue watching my friend dance ever so romantically with his new wife, only one thought kept creeping into my head. For I had finished demolishing the small chops and bottle water on my table and was hungry. I was in need of food!!!!!!! Then I remembered the Bible scripture, Ecclesiastes…

Are You Really A Virgin? Like Really!!

There used to be a time when virginity was generally synonymous to virtue in the culturally scheme of things. Youths especially girls were encouraged to avoid sexual intercourse till marriage because virginity was a pride to the girl’s family, admiration for the future husband and show of self worth for the girl in question. How…

Angry Feminists: When Women Can’t Cook

I wonder what happened to the women who knew how to cater for their families and where actually proud of it. Now you mention “kitchen”, feminists will tag you a misogynist. . We live in a world which has forgotten their “foundation”. We live in a world where baking has nothing to do with the…