LOVE: Breaking Up, Making Up and ‘Staying UP’

I remember breaking up with a girl I loved because I couldn’t stand her when she gets angry. She promised to change but it seemed she wasn’t getting any better. She was explosive, unapologetic and filled with rage when provoked. I couldn’t stand her anymore. I gave her “second” chances numerously‚Äč all to no avail….

Taking The Risk: Love, Life and Living

I liked a girl in my SS2 class back in 2004. She was new in school and all the guys had an eye for her and even girls were envious of her. She was beautiful and a brilliant student at that. I had never had a girlfriend and thought she was out of my league…

Date Your Wife and Marry Your Girlfriend

“Date your wife and marry your girlfriend” – Kurtis Smith, 2015 I can’t stress the above quote enough. Let me break it down. Date your wife: Most people enter into relationships for various reasons. For companionship, to be taken care of (women are mostly guilty of this), for the sex (men raise your hands), for…

7 Reasons Men Chase After Women

Growing up, I faced competition in almost every aspect of my life. From fighting for the TV remote control with my siblings which I usually got as the okpala (first born) to the ‘hustle’ for top spots in class with my classmates. It was from one neck cracking experience to another but nothing frustrated me…

How To Toast A Guy Like A Pussy

“I have waited for him to make the move but he hasn’t. When is it okay for a girl to chase a guy?” she asked. I really thought she was asking a rhetorical question but there was nothing rhetorical about the look on her face. She looked frustrated and in love at the same time….

When Love Becomes Suspiciously Lonely

I once asked a friend why she missed her boyfriend. Ex boyfriend as at that point. The same guy that cheated on her so much that she lost count. The same guy that used her as a punching bag in preparation for his boxing championship. Her simple reply was “I am lonely without him”. It…

The Titanic Way Relationships End

As Titanic was sinking and hundreds of people were either jumping to their death or drowning, Jack and Rose were in the ocean together. Jack helped Rose onto a wooden panel only buoyant enough for one person while he dangled in the ice cold ocean. After a little while, a rescue effort is conducted and…

Manner of Approach: The Love Story of Rachael and Ken

Not Rachael and Kennedy It was Ken’s birthday and his beautiful wife Rachael was planning a surprise visit to his office. She had an Arsenal cake baked for him and packaged some bottles of drinks, snacks and even a cooler filled with hot spicy goat meat peppersoup for his colleagues at the office. It was…

10 Types Of Men Every Lady Must Avoid

1. Gum body:¬†A few years back, there was this beautiful tall elegant girl I kept admiring in church and intended walking up to given the right time to say hi. The only problem was that she was always with this good looking fellow. Always. One didn’t need a fortune teller to tell you they were…

The Surprise Factor: How To Make Your Girl Cry

Have you ever wondered why girls cover their mouths when their boyfriend proposes. It’s not because she didn’t expect him to propose (she’s been fasting and praying for him to propose) but because she wasn’t expecting it. Guys pull all the stops in surprising his girl before proposing because you get a genuine, tears dropping…