Sleeping with Another Man’s Wife

“By Nigerian standards, I’m a rich man but my wife. My wife is by far my most priced possession”. Richard Mofe-Damijo’s character tells Blossom Chuwujekwu’s character in the movie “Okafor’s Law”. “But you little twit”, he continued now in a rage. “You little demon somehow managed to get through to her and you slept with…

The Ability to Laugh at Yourself.

What would you consider is the one of the most underrated life skills? A few months ago, at the airport, I went to a restaurant with my friend while we waited for his flight. We sat down and a waitress came up to us asking to take our order. And this waitress was hot. And when…

Ladies: You Woke Up with a D*ck

  Something happened while you were asleep!! A transformation. You woke up in the middle of the night oblivious of what had happened while you were sleep. You strode sleepy eyed to the bathroom to pee. As a lady, you sat on the toilet seat and when you were done, you fetched tissue paper to…

Big D*ck or Good Sex: The Discussion

Please read the story of David and Stella before you continue. Click HERE It is not hidden but the fact remains that sex plays a major factor in the sustainability of a marriage. It’s hard to think of a woman who would be okay with sex deprivation on the grounds her man’s penis is too…

Big D*ck or Good Sex: Case Study of David and Stella

  David had just graduated from one of the top private Universities in the country. He proceeded to learn French in a French school while waiting for a job where he met Stella. Stella was shy while David was outspoken. In her shyness, she admired his courage and outspokenness. She liked him. In his outgoing…

Why Getting Hit in The Balls Hurt

  This is definitely a question for the ages. Which do you think hurts more? Labour pain for one hour or being held by the balls for one hour? It’s difficult to know for sure, but a graphic meme has been circulating for years claiming that a blow to the testicles is the clear winner,…

Letter to Girls Who Sleep with Married Men

I have a former school mate. We met way back in the university. No doubt, she was an intelligent girl then and was always shinning in her department. One particular issue she had and which I also detested was her fondness for sleeping with married men/people’s husbands. I really didn’t know what she would be…

The Condom Conundrum

  “Charles, please do you have condom?”, a voice said from the window. It’s 2 am and I thought I was dreaming. Why would someone be asking me for condom from the window this early morning. Is this the new strategy by armed robbers? “Charles, please wake up. Help a brother out. Do you have…

Ten “I Love You” Commandments

1. Ladies, never be the first to say “I love you” to a man at any stage of a relationship (friendship/toasting/relationship etc). Let him say it first. You saying it first when he doesn’t feel it yet will lead to him to either just say it back to make you feel good or him running…

Brymo’s Songs F*ck With Your Mind

A friend once asked, “who is your favorite Nigerian musician?” “Brymo”, I replied. I got that surprised look from him. He continued, “so foreign and Nigerian, who is your favorite musician?” “Dead or alive?” “Both!” “Dead, it will forever be Michael Jackson”, I answered. “Alive, Brymo”, I added. “Brymo again?! He said more in anger…