Drive Through With Your DRIVE

I was minding my business when this beautiful and presentable lady approached my office table and asked if I was interested in buying body sprays and perfumes. Before I could say Jack Robinson, she had occupied my table with different assorted body sprays and perfumes. “This body spray is very good, lasts long and most…

Flesh and The Female Dresscode To Church

It was a beautiful Sunday morning and I woke up with this feeling of joy and expectation¬† and couldn’t wait to get to church to feel God’s presence first hand. Got into church just in time as ushers were busy ushering ‘late comers’ to their seats and two girlfriends were ushered to two vacant seats…

What IF banana FALL on you today?

  What IF I told you that banana would FALL on you now, what would you say? Lol. The Nigerian music scene has been laden with so much sexual innuendo that one can’t help but flinch when eating fruits these days. No fruit or plant has escaped musicians wrath with cassava, cucumber, banana, eggplant all…

The Smile for the Camera Relationships

Growing up, I realized quite early that God made my feet annoyingly big. My dad and brothers couldn’t pass down shoes to me because as early as 17, I had outgrown everyone’s shoe size. During Youth Service, the NYSC officials couldn’t provide me with a shoe that could fit. I wear 46/47 and the most…