The Village Love by An Igbo Man

True life story. So I was in England a few years back studying for my Masters. It was a very beautiful experience I must say Nna men, Ndi Oyimbo amaka. They are so beaurifull. Their life di very peaceful. Apart from the unholy cold, living abroad was a memory I would forever cherish. But in…

The Exodus of Ndi Igbo To The Village

Going back time immemorial, when Nigeria became independent from the British Colonial masters. Ndi Igbo were mostly spread across the while country. In fact Nigeria was so united back then that most prominent Igbo people were born outside the shores of Igboland. Dora Akunyili of blessed memory was born in Makurdi, Benue Stats (Northern Nigeria)….

The Blind Way of Saying Thank You

A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said: “I AM BLIND, PLEASE HELP.” There were only a few coins in the hat. A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them into the…

What Men and Dogs Have in Common

The time was 6pm and I had just finished work and was about heading home when it dawned on me that I had no food to eat at home. The lazy bachelor in me wasn’t prepared to cook so simply decided to branch at the restaurant/mama-put close to the office and get something to eat…

7 Reasons You Feel Bad After Having Sex

After God created Adam, He commanded the man, saying, “Of every tree of the garden thou mayest freely eat. But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest of it thou shalt surely die”. This task wasn’t difficult for Adam…

When Temptations Become Too Tempting

Some days back, a friend told me of how her polygamous father had refused to take care of her tuition in school. She needed money to further her education and had no one to assist her not even her own siblings cared. Then one day, an angel popped up. A devil’s angel I must add…

How To Lie To Women Using Euphemisms

Some years back, I was supposed to meet my then girlfriend for a date. I didn’t have a car so we decided to meet at the restaurant. I arrived some minutes before her and sat close to the window overlooking the entrance of the restaurant. A few minutes later, my beautiful girlfriend came through the…

The Arrival. The End.

Sitting down in my office and staring at the monitor with tears rolling down my face. I tried hiding them to avoid provoking the “are you okay?” questions from my colleagues at work but it seemed the more I hid them the more they came pouring down. It’s the first day of the last month…