7 Reasons Men Chase After Women

Growing up, I faced competition in almost every aspect of my life. From fighting for the TV remote control with my siblings which I usually got as the okpala (first born) to the ‘hustle’ for top spots in class with my classmates. It was from one neck cracking experience to another but nothing frustrated me…

How To Toast A Guy Like A Pussy

“I have waited for him to make the move but he hasn’t. When is it okay for a girl to chase a guy?” she asked. I really thought she was asking a rhetorical question but there was nothing rhetorical about the look on her face. She looked frustrated and in love at the same time….

7 Reasons Guys Dislike Virgins

Growing up, virginity sucked (no pun intended). Let me explain. As a young naive boy, I had tons of female friends but never even had a kiss with anyone. Not that it bothered me back then because I was more into playing football and my studies than I was into girls (weird but true). Then…

A Sexual Letter From The Virgin

Dear Kurtis, I don’t know how to say this so it doesn’t sound awkward but let me try. I am close to 28 years old and have been friends with this particular guy for over 15 years now. Our budding friendship started while as kids in Secondary school and later it blossomed into two teenagers…

A Jealous Letter From the Concerned Girl

Dear Kurtis, I have been dating the most caring guy I have ever met for about three months now. He loves me and the feeling is very mutual. He takes good care of me and is always there for me when I need him. But he is a super jealous lover. He checks my WhatsApp…

Don’t Let Your Clinton Trump Your Future.

The race to become the 45th President of the United States has entered its final stages with business mogul and Republican Party candidate Donald Trump in a bitter winner takes all battle for supremacy with Democratic Party’s Hillary Clinton. Both candidates are neck and neck in most polls and the election could become the most…

When Your Enemies Are Just Bloody Tomatoes

A teacher asked her students to bring some tomatoes in a plastic bag to school. Each tomato was to be given the name of a person whom that child hates. So, the number of tomatoes would be equal to the number of persons they hate. On a pre-determined day, the children brought their tomatoes well…

When Your Addiction Becomes Dangerously Addictive

I was wondering about on the internet where I came across a news article detailing the demise of a rising musician to the cold hands of death. What killed him? One might ask. A car accident? Nope. Sickness, maybe? You would still be wrong. What of old age? He was only 24 years old so…