One of the most difficult things for a young man to do is deciphering if a girl likes him or not. I was single for a very long time to understand the little dynamics to knowing if a girl liked a guy. It’s with this evidence that the “liver” to make my move was gotten. Below are a few ways to know if a girl likes you but be warned, every girl is different so some might not work for others but be rest assured, for most girls it works.
1. She gives you more than one number: The unreliability of mobile phone networks in Nigeria makes it imperative to have more than one line but when you ask for a girl’s number and she gives you more than one. She wants to make sure network doesn’t stop you from getting through to her. She likes you buddy.
2. Asks about your girlfriend: Girls can like to know if they have competition but would not always ask if you have a girlfriend straight out. If she goes “how is your girlfriend/wife?” when you both haven’t discussed it. She likes you.
3. Flashes you often: Take it from me, a girl flashes a guy only when she wants something from him. Attention or money. Most times its attention, and no girl gives attention to someone they don’t like.
4. Says stop in a sluggish way: Don’t be deceived by girls when they say NO to your advances. A girl that doesn’t like you would avoid you or say STOP outrightly. When a girl keeps saying no in slow motion or she adds now to her stop slowly, she likes you. Maybe you hold somewhere the sun doesn’t shine and she goes “Chukwumerije stop nooooooooooow”. Very slowly. Ahhhhhhhh. A word is enough for the wise.
5. Replies your pings fast: Girls can’t pretend when it comes to social media. Girls have priority bars for guys. She likes you, your pings will get an instant reply, she doesn’t then you have to wait a lil longer brother.
6. Calls you with her own credit: Even the Linda Ikejis of this World won’t call a guy she’s not benefitting something from. It’s either you make her bank account grow bigger or you make her heart grow fonder. If a girl calls often and says “just checking on you”. She likes you.
7. Your girlfriend will break my head: If a girl is aware you have a girlfriend and maybe you invite her to your house and she says she’s afraid of coming before your girlfriend breaks her head. Green light!!!!!!
8. When she cooks for you: The truth is that girls hate cooking. They only know how to cook because tradition mandates and they only cook because they have to. But when a girl goes to the market and cooks just for you and you are still asking yourself if she likes you then you need to bath at the river in my village seven times.
9. When she gets jealous: The easiest way to know if a girl likes you is if she gets jealous with girls around you. You are with a Bimpe and Ada calls, flirt with the Ada on the phone and if Bimpe doesn’t get jealous. You are so on your own.
10. When she loves your company: Nothing to add here, if she likes hanging out with you. She likes you. Doesn’t mean she wants to date you but she likes you. Simple.
11. When she watches soccer with you: If a girl would leave Telemundo, leave cartoons, leave those annoying Bollywood movies to sit through a game of soccer with you. She’s the one…lol
12. When she tells you about her ex: If a girl tells you about the ex she misses, she doesn’t like you. However, if she talks about the ex that broke her heart often, she wants you to be the one to make up for their mistakes. Be smart man.
13. When she talks future with you: When a girl always discusses her future plans with you either marriage, career, children etc. She likes you.
14. If she reveals her real age to you: The only way to know a girl’s real age is if you stumble across her birth certificate or passport. If she tells you her true/real age not football age. Just like that? Ahhhhhhhh. She likes you.
15. If she asks for your take on her hair: A girl’s personality is often reflected by her hair. If she’s feeling moody, the hair style changes, if she’s feeling happy, the hair style changes. If a girl asks for your opinion on the hair style to make next or asks you how you feel about her new hairstyle. The writing is written on the wall brother.
16. She reveals her true sexual partners: Nowadays, virginity is often perceived as naivity. No girl would readily disclose she’s a virgin to just any guy. She tell you she’s a virgin, she likes you. If she’s not a virgin and discloses the true amount of sexual partners she has had, she likes you. That’s the kinda information a girl goes to the grave with.
17. Moving too fast: If a girl is seated on your laps and you make a move to kiss her and she says “pls stop, we are moving too fast” and she remains seated on your laps. Forgerrit.
18. Saves your pictures: If you go through her phone (please don’t) and you don’t see your picture, even one and she’s not using a torchlight phone, she’s on your BBM/WhatsApp/Facebook. Brother, you have a very long way to go.
19. Lies: Most girls know when a guy is lieing, I dont know how they do but they just know.
The mathematical equation of lieing to a girl:
Equation 1: You tell a blatant lie and she cares less = she doesn’t like you.
Equation 2: You tell a blatant lie and she asks for the truth and you lie again and she believes the repeated lie = she likes you. Love is blind in the first degree. Note: The above equations are only valid when you both are just friends
20. Discusses you: Girls talk about guys they like. It’s that simple. If she doesn’t like you, she won’t bother bringing you up in discussions with her girlfriends. If she talks about you with her girlfriends, whether good or bad. She’s getting there..lol
21. Laughs are your dry jokes. The most obvious of the 21 is when a girl laughs at your jokes. You haven’t finished talking and she’s laughing.
Na love dey shack am.
22. Introduces you to her siblings: If a girl wants you to meet her brother or even sister. She likes you enough to date you. But be warned, if she now wants to introduce you to her parents, na marriage dey her mind o. Run..lol
23. No makeup and no bra and natural hair: Only a guy a girl is dating is allowed to see her without makeup, not wearing a bra or even on her natural hair. If a girl let’s you see her in this manner at the toasting stage. You are destined to be a friend with benefit. Just gerrarrahere mehn
If she ticks more than 15 of the 22 boxes above and you are still single, brother you have been friendzoned. Sorry bruv.