When Nigerian Girls Are Like Ponmo

Growing up in my beloved country Nigeria exposed me to the realization that a meal no matter how good looking or nutritious is never complete without a proteinous delicacy like meat, egg, fish, chicken, turkey, beef, goat meat, snails etc. I grew up eating most of the above listed but one that always escaped my…

Understanding Football With Sex

1. Going to your boyfriend’s house without being invited = OFFSIDE 2. Meeting a girl and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK 3. Condom = GOALKEEPER 4. Condom breaks = PENALTY 5. Abortion = RED CARD 6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN 7. Having sex without a condom = OWN…

The School Called Marriage

Marriage is the only school where you get the certificate before you start. It’s also a school from where you will never graduate. It’s a school without a break or a free period. It’s a school where no one is allowed to drop out. It’s a school you will have to attend every day of…

10 Reasons To Remain A Virgin (For Girls)

“I am almost 24 years old and still a virgin, I am seriously considering loosing it because it seems virginity is outdated and most guys don’t want to date a virgin”, she said. I thought to myself “how come I don’t have an article about virginity to share with her to keep her encouraged and…

Female Nudity is Becoming Fashionable

  In what seems to have become a habit among Western culture, married folks have shown no regard for their partner’s property (their body). From Kim Kardashian posing nude on the covers of different magazines with her husband Kanye West’s blessing to Chrissy Teigen posting “nudish” photos of her with the blessing of her husband…

10 Ways To Stay Positive During Job Search

I had just returned from the UK after my sojourn in the Queen’s country for a Masters Degree and had hopes of getting a job immediately I got back into the country. Returning back not only exposed me to the harsh weather conditions (Oyinbo weather was very good to my skin..lol) but also to the…

We Should Be More Like Ants

  While waiting for a friend who was running late, I started doing something I haven’t done in a very long time. Not since childhood, when we all enjoy leisure & patience. Tired of waiting in the living room I decided to soak up the sun in my balcony. As I sat down on the…