69 Sex Quotes That Make Sense



Since I am not allowed to talk about sex without people insinuating that I am having it, let me leave others to do the talking…lol.  Most of these quotes are cocky, some funny, others inspirational but all are very true. Sit back, relax and enjoy.

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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go it’s pretty damn good.
– Woody Allen

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.
– Andy Warhol

Sex is… perfectly natural. It’s something that’s pleasurable. It’s enjoyable and it enhances a relationship. So why don’t we learn as much as we can about it and become comfortable with ourselves as sexual human beings because we are all sexual?
– Sue Johanson

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.
– Swami X


Sex is as important as eating or drinking and we ought to allow the one appetite to be satisfied with as little restraint or false modesty as the other.
– Marquis de Sade

Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.
– Oscar Wilde

Sex is always about emotions. Good sex is about free emotions; bad sex is about blocked emotions.
– Deepak Chopra

I like threesomes with two women, not because I’m a cynical sexual predator. Oh no! But because I’m a romantic. I’m looking for “The One.” And I’ll find her more quickly if I audition two at a time.
– Russell Brand


The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform.
– Alfred Kinsey

I am not saying renounce sex, I am saying transform it. It need not remain just biological: bring some spirituality to it. While making love, meditate too. While making love, be prayerful. Love should not be just a physical act; pour your soul into it.
– Osho

I write about sex because often it feels like the most important thing in the world.
– Jeanette Winterston

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you’re impotent. She can’t wait to disprove it.
– Cary Grant


“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”
– Frank Zappa

“I went to Catholic school and they basically just said don’t have sex, but would never explain anything.”
– Khloe Kardashian

“A man is basically as faithful as his options.”
– Chris Rock

“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”
– Billy Crystal

“There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don’t need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.”
– Audrey Hepburn


Don’t knock masturbation — it’s sex with someone I love.
– Woody Allen

“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”
– Mae West

“I have a rule, and that is to never look at somebody’s face while we’re having sex; because, number one, what if I know the guy?”
— Laura Kightlinger

“Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.”
― Suze Orman


“The only time a woman has a true orgasm is when she’s shopping.”
—Joan Rivers

“It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.”
― Jarod Kintz

“Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.”
― Woody Allen

“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
― Barbara Bush

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“But when a woman decides to sleep with a man, there is no wall she will not scale, no fortress she will not destroy, no moral consideration she will not ignore at its very root”
― Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez

“You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.”
― Steve Martin

“My mother told me that life isn’t always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being. I completely agreed with her, but reminded her that that was what blow jobs were for.”
― Chelsea Handler

“Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.”
― George Burns

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“Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“Sex is great until you die, but it’s never as great as it was when you were a kid, when it was a mystery.”
―David Duchovny

“I write about sex because often it feels like the most important thing in the world.”
―Jeanette Winterston

“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”
― Billy Crystal

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“Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.”
― Robert A. Heinlein, writer

“I need more sex, OK? Before I die I wanna taste everyone in the world.”
― Angelina Jolie

“I just feel like every kid is growing up too fast and they’re seeing too much. Everything is about sex, and that’s fine for me. I’m not saying I don’t like it. But I don’t think it should be everywhere, where kids are exposed to everything sexual. Because they have to have some innocence; there’s just no innocence left.”
― Ellen DeGeneres

“I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was ‘the man goes on top and the woman underneath.’ For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.”
― Joan Rivers


“Sex is the driving force on the planet. We should embrace it, not see it as the enemy.”
― Hugh Hefner

“Sex is like money; only too much is enough.”
― John Updike, novelist

“I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.”
― Zsa Zsa Gabour

“I need sex for a clear complexion, but I’d rather do it for love.”
― Joan Crawford


“Kissing – and I mean like, yummy, smacking kissing – is the most delicious, most beautiful and passionate thing that two people can do, bar none. Better than sex, hands down.”
― Drew Barrymore

“Sex is hardly ever just about sex.”
― Shirley MacLaine

“Maybe our generation is more about sex, but it feels like romance is dying out.”
― Orlando Bloom

“I want to wait to have sex until I’m married.”
― Britney Spears


“Sex is full of lies. The body tries to tell the truth. But, it’s usually too battered with rules to be heard, and bound with pretenses so it can hardly move. We cripple ourselves with lies.”
– Jim Morrison

“Sex is a part of love. You shouldn’t go around doing it unless you are in love.”
Bettie Page

“An intellectual is a person who’s found one thing that’s more interesting than sex.”
– Aldous Huxley

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don’t believe the kids should be given homework.
– Bill Cosby

“There are two things people want more than sex and money… recognition and praise.”
– Mary Kay Ash


“The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.”
― Woody Allen

“Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.”
― Hunter S. Thompson

“She looked like the kind of woman I could fall in love with. Trouble is, she was standing next to the kind of woman I’d like to make love to. 
― Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

“Sex is an emotion in motion.”
― Mae West

“Flirting is a woman’s trade, one must keep in practice.”
― Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre


“Someone told me the delightful story of the crusader who put a chastity belt on his wife and gave the key to his best friend for safekeeping, in case of his death. He had ridden only a few miles away when his friend, riding hard, caught up with him, saying ‘You gave me the wrong key!”
― Anaïs Nin

“I believe that good sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can’t buy.”
― Steve Martin

“Reading—it’s the third best thing to do in bed.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book Title is Invisible

“A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she’s a tramp.”
― Joan Rivers

“Its too painful” is the story of my sex life”
– Kurtis Smith


“If a man can possess a woman sexually -really possess- he won’t need to control her ideas, her opinions, her clothes, her friends, even her other lovers.”
― Toni Bentley

“The function of muscle is to pull and not to push, except in the case of the genitals and the tongue.”
― Leonardo da Vinci

“Software is like sex: it’s better when it’s free.”
– Linus Torvalds

“I want people – especially young girls – to know that in life, nothing is going to be based on sex appeal. You’ve got to have something else to go with that.”
– Nicki Minaj




“I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.”
― Woody Allen

“For women, the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.”
― Isabel Allende



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“50 Famous Sex Quotes” via: http://www.stylecaster.com
“15 Funny Quotes About Sex From Famous Women We Love” via: http://www.yourtango.com
“Sex quotes” via: http://www.brainyquotes.com
“69 Greatest quotes about sex” via: http://www.thoughtcatalog.com

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  1. michaelfame23 says:

    Reblogged this on Diary of Original Man and commented:
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