15 Things A Lady Should Know About Her Vagina

1. I once asked a girl how many holes she had and she said just one. She had the notion that urine comes out from the vagina and she couldn’t be more wrong. While a man has only one hole (two if the anus is included) that functions as the urine and sperm channel, women…

When Driving Is A Total Waste of Time

Ever since I could remember my name, I have always despised driving. I find it boring, annoying and even time consuming especially when you live in an over crowded city like Lagos. I never had the interest and only learnt how to drive because I believe driving is one of the fundamental survival skills (Read:…

The Journey Called Life

Over time I’ve discovered that, there is no absolute finish line for everyone in the race of life. Our tracks are different and our durations are different. The only thing we have in common is the same play-ground. For instance, one person graduates at age 20 and struggles for another 5 years to get a…

#DearFutureWife: 20 Rules For My Future Wife

1. #DearFutureWife, wearing a waist chain is very compulsory. No excuses 2. #DearFutureWife, I know the difference between poundo yam and pounded yam so don’t even try fooling me. 3. #DearFutureWife, your younger sister or female friend can’t stay with us. The devil also works in mysterious ways! 4. #DearFutureWife, I have a calendar to…

10 Things I Dislike About African Weddings

1. The wrong focus: African weddings from the onset have the wrong focus. Nobody thinks about the marriage, what everyone has in mind is the festivities of the wedding day. As soon as the couple announce their intentions to get married; the date of the wedding, the venue, the guest list, the event planners, the…