10 Popular Lies That Nigerian Parents Tell

1. I don’t have money: If your parents never used this line on you when you ask for money then you are either adopted or really adopted. I bet parents use this line not neccessarily when they are broke (no parent would want to admit he/she can’t provide for their children). I believe parents use…

10 Popular Lies That Nigerian Guys Tell

1. I love you: Naija girls can attest to the fact that the most popular and often most painful lie that Naija guys tell is the “I love you” lie. Guys are fully aware that a girl’s feelings are her weakest point. So what better way to get what they want by offering a girl…

10 Popular Lies That Nigerian Girls Tell

1. I am pregnant for you: I was conversing with a friend who told me she wanted to end things with her boyfriend. I had a concerned look on my face because to the best of my knowledge she was very much in love with the guy. I enquired as to the reason behind her…

The Unavailability of “Wife Materials” In Nigeria

After downing his fourth bottle of Orijin, Wale said in his almost drunken state “my brothers, finding a good wife material in this country seems to be getting more difficult with each passing year. It almost seems technology/makeup has in its wake, eroded the wife material virtues in our ladies.”. Ikechukwu who had two University…

That One Thing Every Man Wants From His Wife

I was at the office conversing with two of my colleagues about two of my favorite topics (money and politics) when all of a sudden woman matter came up (my least favorite topic..lol). They are both married men and were advising me on the type of woman a man desires as a wife. They had…

Why Some Women Have Facial Hair (Beards)

One of the most frustrating things that could happen physically to a woman is not having small feminine features like breasts or ass but having masculine features like thick voice and beards. The annoying part according to most women is the fact that it seems to grow fastest as soon as you attempt shaving them…

My Adorable Conversation With a 9 Year Old Princess

  Note: Not her picture (She’s a Nigerian girl not Oyimbo) I was on my way down from my office when I saw this very beautiful fair girl seated at the reception of my office complex alone watching TV. I wasn’t in a hurry so I decided to engage her in a little conversation just to…

Girls, Nude Fashion And Its Effect On Men

Happy New Year folks. It has been was an amazing holidays for me and my family. I got to visit my village during Christmas for the first time in over 10 years (sad but true). Well, its an Igbo thing to travel to your hometown and show who has more money to meet up with…